First, there was the invitation:
We'll be celebrating all 4 decades of Bartee's life by driving around town to complete challenges, Amazing Race style.
The early planning stages have begun and I have lots of fun things in store for you. Teams will be designated by me before the race, so I really need accurate and timely RSVPs. *wink, wink* Also, plan to get here on time as we will get started with the race right away. After the race we'll meet back at our house for libations, various snacks, cake and ice cream. No gifts please.
The race will be adult-only, but I am planning to set up a babysitting house somewhere in the neighborhood. I would just ask everyone to chip in a little something to cover the cost of the babysitter(s), if you don't mind. Alternatively, if you want to leave the kids home with their favorite babysitter, it just means we can keep partying late into the night. His actual birthday is the 11th after all. Don't you want to be the first to wish him?
One more important detail... let's keep it a secret from the birthday boy.
Then there were clues, challenges and pit stops marked with Indian Flags:
Bartee is turning 40! In celebration of this milestone, you will be participating in a race that will have 4 challenges -- one to honor each decade of his life. So get ready to learn a little more about Bartee, move fast, be creative, and most of all have fun!
To reach the location for the first challenge, drive to Cottonwood Creek Park (lower level parking, near the restrooms and soccer fields). Look for the Indian race flag to check in at this pit stop and get your first assignment.
Bartee enjoys working out daily. He has a treadmill regimen that includes speed walking. He maintains a speed of 5.6 miles per hour on the treadmill for an 11 minute stretch. Can you compete with him?
Your challenge is to speed-walk the .6 mile paved sidewalk around the soccer fields. You must complete this challenge as a team, meaning everyone must cross the finish line together. No running or jogging allowed... get those arms and hips swinging. Check your form!
The team with the fastest time will receive a 4 minute deduction from their total time at the conclusion of the race.
It's no secret that Bartee is a bit of a cheapskate. One of his favorite places to eat for under $5 is Taco Bell. For the next challenge, make your way to the Taco Bell at Powers and Dublin Blvd. On the way, draw a picture of what you think Bartee looked like as a kid. Give these "works of art" to the race operator with the Indian Flag at Taco Bell to receive your next clue.
ROAD BLOCK - Select one person from your team to complete this challenge.
You have $5 for this leg of the race. Go inside wearing the oversized Taco Bell foam hat and place an order for Bartee's favorite meal. While waiting for the order to be filled, you must stand by the counter with the hat on. It may only be removed once your food is received and you have been seated at a table ready to indulge.
Bartee's Favorite Meal: One bean burrito with extra onions, a Chicken Gordita Baha Style and 3 packets of Fire Sauce.
The chosen team member must eat the entire meal (belching optional). Before each bite of the bean burrito you should squirt a bit of fire sauce on it... that's Bartee's method. No matter how it's done, at least 3 packets of fire sauce must be eaten all together by the time you finish the meal.
If another team is inside wearing the hat, you must wait for them to finish before taking your turn.
Bartee loves to read. He plows through 600 page novels like they were 2nd grade chapter books. Among his favorite authors are Dan Simmons and Robert Jordan. For the next challenge, you need to make your way to the East Library. On the way to the library, jot down how you met Bartee and your first impressions of him. Turn these in to Sandy at the completion of the race.
Once inside, follow these instructions carefully:
- Locate a copy of "Drood" by Dan Simmons.
- Note down the total number of pages in the book.
- Turn to page 644.
- Transcribe the first sentence at the top of the page.
- Locate a copy of "The Gathering Storm" by Robert Jordan (and Brandon Sanderson).
- Note down the total number of pages in the book.
- Turn to page 559.
- Transcribe the first sentence at the top of the page.
- Take your notes to the race operator with the Indian Flag for verification. All information must be correct in order to receive your next clue.
Bartee is an avid skier. Several years ago he was pushing his limits hanging with a crowd that was a little more daring on the slopes. He ended up with a back injury that he's been struggling with ever since.
For the final challenge of the race you'll have to drive to Colorado Ski and Golf at 2454 Montebello Square Drive. One member of the team must get into a back bend position. The rest of the team should gather around the "back bender" saving one person to take a picture of the group. The Colorado Ski and Golf sign MUST be visible in the background. Bring this photo with you to the finish line. On your way to Colorado Ski and Golf, complete the "word puzzle" worksheet on your clipboard.
We will always have our memories of this amazing birthday celebration, but thanks to our friends we also have race day highlights in pictures that will last forever.
| Reading a Clue at the Park |
| Ordering at Taco Bell |
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| Enjoying (??) Bartee's favorite meal |
| This team was so far ahead they took some time for a photo opp with the race operator. |
| Some folks enjoyed the Taco Bell hat more than others! |
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| Fast walking at the Park |
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| Posing in front of the ski shop |
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| These over achievers decided to get the shop employees in the photo as well. They were hoping for extra credit. :) |
(1) "I met you as a waitress in a cocktail bar... that much is true". This person knows you can always get brownie points with me by quoting lyrics from the 80's.
(2) "I met him at game night. My first impression was that he was not good at games."
Although all the artwork submitted showed a likeness to what Bartee must have looked like as a kid, in a side-by-side comparison, this one was clearly the winner (see: facial expression and sports stance):
The party lasted well into the night and as has been the case with the last 2 parties at our house, the sign of a good time is that inevitably late into the night, and by late into the night I mean sometime after 9pm, someone ends up peeing in a place other than the toilet. In our old age though, the culprit is one of the kids rather than an adult who has over-indulged in alcohol. Oh my, how times have changed!
Happy 40th Birthday Bartee! Now, what shall we do for your 50th? :)
And in case you missed it on Facebook, I made a little birthday video for Bartee as well. His favorite part is the dancing solo. Check it out!































